Blu & Lupo

Roberto Cavalli's parrot & German Shepherd

“I do prefer you to that hateful monkey but you must stop asking me if I want a cracker.”

Find us: instagram.com/robertocavalli

Choupette

Karl Lagerfeld’s Siamese cat

“The original fashion cat: Siamese by provenance; French by design. I’m sorry, who are you again? I don’t care. Tell me I’m pretty.”

Find me: instagram.com/karllagerfeld

Bart

Grace Coddington’s Persian cat

“WHATDIDYOUSAY? ICANTHEARYOU! I think I have hair in my ears.”

Find me: instagram.com/therealgracecoddington

Bullet

Gucci Westman’s Maine Coon

“Me-ow, my head. This never happens with the good rosé. I may be ill—where’s the nearest rug?”

Find me: instagram.com/gucciwestman

Neville

Marc Jacobs’ Bull Terrier

“I do a baller Stallone impression, check this out: ‘Yo, Adrienne!’ Sorry, I only date models.”

Find me: instagram.com/nevillejacobs

Asia

Lady Gaga’s French Bulldog

“I am a slave to fashion. Black goes with everything and, well, I was born a bitch.”

Find me: instagram.com/ladygaga

Porkchop

Joe Zee’s Chihuahua

“This is me as Elián González last Halloween at my house in the Hamptons. I made it to America. There was dinner.”

Find me: instagram.com/porkchopadventures

Maude

Valentino Garavani and Giancarlo Giametti’s Pug

“San Pellegrino, served flat, with a bacon garnish, per favore. And an eye pillow. Also, when can I let my owners out of their crates?”

Find me: instagram.com/privategg

Bert

Lara Stone’s Border Terrier

“Yes, I own a tuxedo. Doesn’t everyone? I have self-respect. I know, the media reported when I got fixed. That was mortifying. Still. Do you like cheese? I like cheese.”

Find me: instagram.com/lara_stone

Remy

W Beauty Director Jane Larkworthy’s Standard Poodle

“Bearing the burden of looking amazing in clothes. Did have to draw the line at mascara. Yes, even the colored kind.”

Find me: instagram.com/dailyremy

Tank & Bambi

Nicola Formichetti’s Pomeranians

“He’s Tank, I’m Bambi. Hey guys, did you know that if you stare at the leaf long enough it becomes real? Guys?”

Find us: instagram.com/tanknbambi

Cecil

Cara Delevingne’s bunny

“I won’t get out of my Mulberry Cara bag for less than 10,000 carrots a day. Measurements: 5-3-5. Yes, the ears are real.”

Find me: instagram.com/cecildelevingne