Did They Really Just Say That?

by Natasha Wolff | April 4, 2014 4:21 pm

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“You’re 18? Who are you with? Do you have a bf? When is your bday? Where are you staying? What’s your #? Can I see you? You’re single? What’s the hotel? Should I rent a room? It’s me. Yes or no? Tomorrow or thurs?”

– James Franco, attempting to pick up a teenage girl[1] via Instagram this week. After the chat leaked, he appeared on Live with Kelly and Michael saying[2], “I have a very good life, but not only do I have to go through the embarrassing kind of rituals of meeting someone, sometimes if I do that, then it gets published for the world. It’s like doubly embarrassing.”

 

Look Ma, No Shirt!

“My most sexy photos I would say she took. She’s like, ‘Ooh, move this way, move that way! There’s one people talked about where I was hugging a palm tree and I was topless? My mom took that one. When I had a sandy butt? My mom took that one. So my mom is responsible for those pictures.”

– Heidi Klum, revealing the photographer [3]behind her most popular snapshots.

 

What is… Child Labor?

“Maybe you can find out the names of the 8-year-olds who made your fancy suit there, Alex.”

– Jeopardy contestant Tom Cavanaugh, an apparent anti-sweatshop labor activist, feistily catching host Alex Trebek off guard [4]after mentioning his plans to spend his winnings from the show on a documentary about the issue.

 

The Glass Is Half Empty

“I would consider someone making up to $500,000 as upper middle-class. I wouldn’t classify them as rich.”

– New York Governor Cuomo’s top aide Larry Schwartz, setting the bar for economic hardship pretty high[5]—and he wasn’t the only politico this week to do so: Virginia Democrat James P. Moran voiced his opinion[6] about the salaries of congressmen—which is $174,000—saying, “I think the American people should know that the members of Congress are underpaid.”

 

#CancelWhitePeople

“Would it be inflammatory to say that you think white men are sort of the enemy?”

“Um. I mean I think they are, and we might as well label it. Whiteness will always be the enemy.”

– Suey Park, the 23-year-old social activist who started the Twitter firestorm #CancelColbert[7] following an out-of-context tweet by the show, seemingly combatting racism[8] with a few not-so-choice remarks in an interview with Salon.

Endnotes:
  1. attempting to pick up a teenage girl: http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2014/04/03/franco-allegedly-hits-on-teenager.html
  2. saying: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/04/james-franco-embarrassed-leaked-chat_n_5091214.html
  3. revealing the photographer : http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2014/04/03/heidi-klum-selfies-instagram/#fciItp9rkdPldPPe.99
  4. feistily catching host Alex Trebek off guard : http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/03/alex-trebek-sweatshop_n_5085801.html?ir=Business
  5. setting the bar for economic hardship pretty high: http://www.thewire.com/politics/2014/04/your-political-leaders-are-unsurprisingly-terrible-at-empathizing-with-your-salary/360182/
  6. voiced his opinion: http://www3.blogs.rollcall.com/hill-blotter/moran-members-cant-afford-to-live-decently-in-d-c/
  7. Twitter firestorm #CancelColbert: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2014/03/twitter-campaign-to-cancel-colbert-report.html
  8. seemingly combatting racism: http://www.salon.com/2014/04/03/cancelcolbert_activist_suey_park_this_is_not_reform_this_is_revolution/

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